realitytvgifs:

Never forget.

braydaaan:

A movie theatre you can cuddle in

I wanna go there with my non existent boyfriend

laughterkey:

fishingboatproceeds:

Hey, bro, cool story.

DFTBA sells a bunch of shirts, and we market to ugly people and nerdy people and small people and big people and pretty people and we’re doing okay and plus we don’t need physical stores with LITERALLY THE WORST MUSIC EVER CREATED BY HUMANS PLAYING AT EAR-BLEEDING VOLUME SO THAT ALL OF YOUR PURPORTEDLY COOL AND BEAUTIFUL EMPLOYEES ARE MADE DEAF BY THEIR WORKING CONDITIONS.

So that’s another way of doing it.

Also I hate your jeans.

I had to look this up he LEGIT SAID THOSE THINGS WTF A++ PR SKILLZ & YOU KNOW, BEING A HUMAN.

I like watermelon.Why can’t you be black and like watermelon ?

forever90s:

Have you ever noticed Disney hides characters from other Disney movies in it’s movies?

unlingke:

oomaysic:

xtryzx:

Read more.

WHAT?????? I NEVER NOTICED THESE!

I HAVE TO WATCH THESE AGAIN. NOW.

femibot:

The original FUCK THAT SHIT moment nobody did it better

I wish people wouldn’t just see me as the Asian girl who beats everyone up, or the Asian girl with no emotion. People see Julia Roberts and Sandra Bullock in a romantic comedy, but not me. You add race to it, and it became, ‘Well she’s too Asian’, or ‘She’s too American’. I kind of got pushed out of both categories. It’s a very strange place to be. You’re not Asian enough and then you’re not American enough.

nbaoffseason:

“I told Mike Woodson a thousand times that I don’t pick and roll on Shabbos! Saturday is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don’t work on defense, I don’t pass the ball, I don’t hedge on screens, I don’t rotate on shooters, I don’t turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don’t pick and roll!”

(Thankfully for the Knicks, tipoff will occur just after sunset tonight.)